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A hilarious account of life with the children of the super richwell writtenand very funny indeed BOOK OF THE WEEK
Daily Mail
A hilarious behindthescenes memoir of the mad world of the very rich Daily Telegraph
Very funnythe book bursts with butlers helicopters and Damien Hirsts The Times
There are so many laughs in this book you almost forget how upsetting capitalism is
Simon Amstell
A naked Russian oligarch is spanking me in his basement His weapon is a birch branch the setting his luxurious home sauna Above us is 30000 square feet of one of Moscows most obscene private homes an original Damien Hirst above the fireplace a vacuum cleaning system built into the skirting boards Invisible speakers serenade us with a desolate pan pipe cover of Bridge Over Troubled Water A light display rotates kaleidoscopically illuminating the oligarchs genitals in a variety of unexpected hues Everyone is silent Then the oligarchs son Nikita looks at me with a mysterious smile
Now my mother will bring us honey
Matt Knott spent over a decade traveling the globe as a private tutor He has taught Shakespeare in Moscow times tables in Tuscany and is still trying to figure out how to explain long division
With brilliant honesty and wit he takes us inside a world most of us only glimpse speeding past in a luxury SUV Unfolding across four continents and featuring a colourful cast of butlers billionaires and yummy mummies this is a hilarious and touching chronicle of an unforgettable time
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